g0re Funny Status Messages

   I hate when you click a thumbnail to view a larger picture but the picture ends up being the same size as the thumbnail.

   Boobs are like the sun, you can only take quick glances, but wear sunglasses and you can look until the world ends.

   The best girlfriend to have is sleep because you'd get some every night.

   You know it's a bad break-up when your ex-girlfriend is posting Taylor Swift lyrics as her facebook status.

   If your girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on you and lied about it, you would be way more pissed than if they just cheated on you, told you, and you could either work it out or break up with them

   It's sucks when you roll out of bed and realize you forget to do everything you planned on doing the night before.

   A Happy Meal without a toy should be called a Sad Meal.

   It's sad that we don't truly appreciate a person until they die.

   It would be weird if you walked into your living room and chris hansen told you to take a seat.

   I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,"In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F**kin' large ones" is not the correct answer.

   If gay people are fruity, then straight people are veggies and bisexuals are tomatoes.

   BBC News: Gaddafi 'launching cluster bombs'. Rebel forces to retaliate with Honey nut missile.

   Sometimes when you watch Jersey Shore or Keeping Up With the Kardshians, you can feel your brain cells dying.

   If you are the "other person" in a relationship and eventually get together, you have no reason to be angry if they cheat on you later.

   Youtube needs to fix the comment section so you don't need to search through 10 pages to find the start of an argument.

   “One man's trash is another man's treasure” is an awesome phrase, but it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted.

   Since we start counting at one, zero is"countless." Therefore, I have slept with countless girls.

   If there was a game show based off of Mario Party, I would definitely want to be on it,

   When a serial killer sees their victim is getting away, they should just shout"you're on scare tactics!" and then catch up and shank them.

   "Ho ho ho" would be more appropriate as a Halloween greeting.