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Q: What was the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
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06-28-2009 23:30 | Tags: Filtered
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wondering why do we even update this crap?
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06-29-2009 00:46 by
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Old people are so cute...And they smell funny
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06-29-2009 01:06 by
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just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...
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06-29-2009 08:06 by
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they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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06-29-2009 12:46
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counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.
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06-29-2009 13:39 by
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I can feel guilty about the past, apprehensive about the future, but only in the present can I act!
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06-29-2009 13:43
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hopes he can buy Billy Mays beard, that thang is magnificent!
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06-29-2009 15:16 by
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I hear MJ was on a number of rx drugs, weighed 112lbs, and could barely speak moments before his death. where can I get my wife that prescription?
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06-29-2009 16:47 by
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....he bumped his head and went to bed and couldn't get up in the morning.
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06-29-2009 18:29 by
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Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
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06-29-2009 19:28 by
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swayed by the way you think
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in a relationship with Farrah. X changed his relationship status to "complicated
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06-30-2009 01:36 by
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created an idiot proof facebook status, click >HERE< to see it
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06-30-2009 10:39 by
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am I the only person who thinks Michael Jackson isn't dead ..... he's just hiding with Elvis.
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06-30-2009 11:28 by
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It takes 10 people to change a lightbulb because 9 of us are on Facebook.
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06-30-2009 12:41 by
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......I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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06-30-2009 14:07 by
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Crowded Elevators always smell different to midgets....
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was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.
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looking for a lover, no, not you, you, over there, with the big....
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