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   messageicon Q: What was the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 23:30 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why do we even update this crap?
←Rate | 06-29-2009 00:46 by fourty03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Old people are so cute...And they smell funny
←Rate | 06-29-2009 01:06 by Jannik | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...
←Rate | 06-29-2009 08:06 by Duncan Comments (0)  


   messageicon they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
←Rate | 06-29-2009 12:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.
←Rate | 06-29-2009 13:39 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can feel guilty about the past, apprehensive about the future, but only in the present can I act!
←Rate | 06-29-2009 13:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hopes he can buy Billy Mays beard, that thang is magnificent!
←Rate | 06-29-2009 15:16 by Brando Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear MJ was on a number of rx drugs, weighed 112lbs, and could barely speak moments before his death. where can I get my wife that prescription?
←Rate | 06-29-2009 16:47 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon ....he bumped his head and went to bed and couldn't get up in the morning.
←Rate | 06-29-2009 18:29 by fedog | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
←Rate | 06-29-2009 19:28 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon swayed by the way you think
←Rate | 06-30-2009 00:49 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a relationship with Farrah. X changed his relationship status to "complicated
←Rate | 06-30-2009 01:36 by Badhumor Comments (0)  


   messageicon created an idiot proof facebook status, click >HERE< to see it
←Rate | 06-30-2009 10:39 by Dilleyboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only person who thinks Michael Jackson isn't dead ..... he's just hiding with Elvis.
←Rate | 06-30-2009 11:28 by Trevor Dennis Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes 10 people to change a lightbulb because 9 of us are on Facebook.
←Rate | 06-30-2009 12:41 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon ......I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
←Rate | 06-30-2009 14:07 by Mr. DVS | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crowded Elevators always smell different to midgets....
←Rate | 06-30-2009 14:56 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.
←Rate | 06-30-2009 15:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for a lover, no, not you, you, over there, with the big....
←Rate | 06-30-2009 16:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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