Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   used to be a schizophrenic but now we're ok.

   I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!

   ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi

   thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want

   laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and thinking- where the F%$K is my ceiling?

   silence is golden but duct tape is silver

   Loading ████████████ 99%

   hates people that take drugs... customs for example

   found the pot at the end of the rainbow. To bad the leprechaun already smoked it!

   a secret agent...oh crap.

   I don't know about you, but if corpses don't rise from the ground and renact the Thriller video at Jacko's funeral I will never be happy again.

   would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

   thinks it is just about time for people to get off their dead asses and start looking into all of the corn that Jimmy has been cracking.

   Ed, Farrah, Michael, and now Billy Mays? WTF Hollywood!!!

   says if silence is golden, then no more Billy Mays is priceless.

   "another Celebrity just went KABOOM!". Will tell you who it is for just $19.95, here's how to order.

   funeral directors are facing a hard decision on whether they should cremate, bury or recycle Michael Jackson

   says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...

   doesn't drink at the fountain of knowledge. He/She just gargles.

   Michael Jackson requested to be buried at sea…between two buoys.