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   messageicon used to be a schizophrenic but now we're ok.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:11 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:14 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:15 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:16 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and thinking- where the F%$K is my ceiling?
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:18 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon silence is golden but duct tape is silver
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:21 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loading ████████████ 99%
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:31 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates people that take drugs... customs for example
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:35 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon found the pot at the end of the rainbow. To bad the leprechaun already smoked it!
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:37 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a secret agent...oh crap.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:46 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you, but if corpses don't rise from the ground and renact the Thriller video at Jacko's funeral I will never be happy again.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:52 by purplepixie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:52 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is just about time for people to get off their dead asses and start looking into all of the corn that Jimmy has been cracking.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 14:26 by Ron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ed, Farrah, Michael, and now Billy Mays? WTF Hollywood!!!
←Rate | 06-28-2009 14:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says if silence is golden, then no more Billy Mays is priceless.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 15:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "another Celebrity just went KABOOM!". Will tell you who it is for just $19.95, here's how to order.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 15:13 by Rychefan Comments (0)  


   messageicon funeral directors are facing a hard decision on whether they should cremate, bury or recycle Michael Jackson
←Rate | 06-28-2009 17:02 by Jenny | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...
←Rate | 06-28-2009 21:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't drink at the fountain of knowledge. He/She just gargles.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 22:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson requested to be buried at sea…between two buoys.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 23:29 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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