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used to be a schizophrenic but now we're ok.
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06-28-2009 13:11 by
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I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!
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06-28-2009 13:14 by
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ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi
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06-28-2009 13:15 by
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thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want
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06-28-2009 13:16 by
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laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and thinking- where the F%$K is my ceiling?
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06-28-2009 13:18 by
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silence is golden but duct tape is silver
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06-28-2009 13:21 by
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Loading ████████████ 99%
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06-28-2009 13:31 by
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hates people that take drugs... customs for example
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06-28-2009 13:35 by
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found the pot at the end of the rainbow. To bad the leprechaun already smoked it!
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06-28-2009 13:37 by
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a secret agent...oh crap.
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06-28-2009 13:46 by
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I don't know about you, but if corpses don't rise from the ground and renact the Thriller video at Jacko's funeral I will never be happy again.
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06-28-2009 13:52 by
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would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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06-28-2009 13:52 by
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thinks it is just about time for people to get off their dead asses and start looking into all of the corn that Jimmy has been cracking.
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06-28-2009 14:26 by
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Ed, Farrah, Michael, and now Billy Mays? WTF Hollywood!!!
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says if silence is golden, then no more Billy Mays is priceless.
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"another Celebrity just went KABOOM!". Will tell you who it is for just $19.95, here's how to order.
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06-28-2009 15:13 by
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funeral directors are facing a hard decision on whether they should cremate, bury or recycle Michael Jackson
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06-28-2009 17:02 by
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says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...
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doesn't drink at the fountain of knowledge. He/She just gargles.
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Michael Jackson requested to be buried at sea…between two buoys.
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