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shocked to hear of the discovery of the body of the local pizza man covered in cheese and pepperoni....police believe he topped himself
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06-27-2009 16:10 | Tags: Filtered
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heard that the Jackson Family has asked, in memoryu of Michael, all little boys to wear their pants at half mast today
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06-27-2009 23:49 | Tags: Filtered
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drives way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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06-28-2009 00:33 | Tags: Filtered
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god.... temporarily
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06-28-2009 01:04 by
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doesn't use no double negatives.
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06-28-2009 02:57 by
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In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much Tesco-brand vodka... Every little helps!
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06-28-2009 03:36 | Tags: Filtered
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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06-28-2009 03:37 by
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is secretly hoping that the video her and Paris Hilton made last night gets 'accidently' discovered
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06-28-2009 03:39 | Tags: Filtered
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Girls are like horoscopes,,they always tells us what to do and they are always wrong !!!
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06-28-2009 03:43 by
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read in the Kmart ad that as a tribute to Michael Jackson, they are running a sale on little boys underwear .. they are 1/2 off!
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06-28-2009 11:17 | Tags: Filtered
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if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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06-28-2009 12:26 by
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man on toilet, is high on pot.
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06-28-2009 12:42 by
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beatby my computer at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing
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06-28-2009 12:49 by
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doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
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06-28-2009 12:51 by
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that most likely, Tito will be handing out more than his usual amount of tissues this weekend.
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06-28-2009 12:52 by
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thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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06-28-2009 12:56 by
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taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!
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06-28-2009 12:58 by
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wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit
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06-28-2009 13:04 by
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy… other times I do the easier thing and let her sleep.
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06-28-2009 13:08 by
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some say the glass is half empty, some say it's half full... I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
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06-28-2009 13:10 by
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