Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   hearing reports that Jackson's cardiac arrest was brought on when his agent told him he would be touring with the Jonas Brothers.

   not felt this ripped of since the OJ trial!

   their doing a movie about MJ it's going to be called the man inside the boy

   the doctor looked at it his watch for Michael's time of death. The big hand was touching the little hand.

   knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

   just heard jacko died from shock after hearing boys to men are a band not a delivery service.

   shocked to find Michael Jackson has been reincarnated as a plastic bag in his/her kitchen. So much for your former life not reflecting your current life, it still says "keep away from children"!

   reckons you can tell Michael Jackson wasn't well...he's been getting paler and paler for years....

   really enjoying siving through hundreds of Micael Jackson Posts, most of wich are the same, in an attempt to try and find a good post.

   my friends here on FB keep poking me and I like it (mood= naughty)

   the reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are not true....he was in the children's ward having a stroke

   Imagine if the Amish had Facebook and played Mafia wars it would go sumtin like this ...."You were attacked by Don Yoder he has beaten you with A hoe, 3 horse n buggies, 6 bonnets, 3 aprons and a goat taking 1 energy and built you a chair!!!!!"

   Well in happier news....Abe Vigoda is still alive!!

   just flooded her bathroom, kudos.

   Michael Jackson is gone but none can be sure of the cause of death. Was it the Sunshine? The Moonlight? The Good Times? Or Boogie?

   "Shut up facebook.I'm trying to do my homework,"

   smarter than a 5th grader

   answers Bob Dylan's question: "How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?" The answer is 14! Now get a job you freaking hippie!!!

   glad people are more worried about mj dying then the fact that North korea wants to nuke us back into the freakin stoneage... you all really got your priorities sorted out well

   Did Something happen to Michael Jackson?