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   messageicon RIP jacco you touched us all
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did Michael Jackson say when he saw an elastic band on the floor?....."It's just another part of me"
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:48 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does Michael Jackson know when it's bedtime?.....when the big hand touches the little hand
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:51 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard Weird Al just faked his own death.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 22:14 by Scott T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson is dead and the plans are to melt down his body to make plastic toys so that little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:14 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now all the lil boys can sleep easy ( no more nightmares about being kidnapped and flown to neverland)
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The government has just released a statement saying that Micheal Jackson cannot be cremated as this will go against their green agenda. Because he is 80% plastic he will have to be recycled
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:02 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goodbye M.J... you touched everyone in all generations in some manner. Mind you, touching the kids WAS innaproprate though...
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting to miss 80s and 90s music. Just think about the music out today. lil Wayne? Soulja Boy? Miley Cyrus? Jonas Brothers?
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:56 by NYK | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was blowing Bubbles when I heard Michael Jackson died from a heart attack - how very ironic.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 02:44 by Mark Symons | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the world had a crazy week, two rich white women and Ed McMahon have passed.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 04:05 by turmoil Comments (0)  


   messageicon : The Jacson Five are now The Jackson 4
←Rate | 06-26-2009 04:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon abc, easy as 1 2 3.....CLEAR, nurse recharge where losing him.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 06:20 by nicky white | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon has started calling the office secretaries his minions muahaha!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks jakko has defo gone to a better place, he can have sex with all the boy he likes, priests do it and they still go to heaven .....
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:17 by nicky white | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:41 by Daron Garrett Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:59 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't blame it on the sunshine,Don't blame it on the moonlight,Don't blame it on the good times, Blame it on the prescription drugs
←Rate | 06-26-2009 12:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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