Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
5593
Next»
Page: 75 of 5593
RIP jacco you touched us all
6
6
←Rate |
06-25-2009 21:48 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
What did Michael Jackson say when he saw an elastic band on the floor?....."It's just another part of me"
4
15
←Rate |
06-25-2009 21:48 by
T Cheung
| Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
How does Michael Jackson know when it's bedtime?.....when the big hand touches the little hand
9
16
←Rate |
06-25-2009 21:51 by
T Cheung
| Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
just heard Weird Al just faked his own death.
29
37
←Rate |
06-25-2009 22:14 by
Scott T
Comments (
0
)
Michael Jackson is dead and the plans are to melt down his body to make plastic toys so that little kids can play with him for a change.
7
22
←Rate |
06-25-2009 23:11 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?
29
96
←Rate |
06-25-2009 23:14 by
Dragon-king
Comments (
0
)
Now all the lil boys can sleep easy ( no more nightmares about being kidnapped and flown to neverland)
42
111
←Rate |
06-25-2009 23:51
Comments (
0
)
The government has just released a statement saying that Micheal Jackson cannot be cremated as this will go against their green agenda. Because he is 80% plastic he will have to be recycled
10
10
←Rate |
06-26-2009 00:02 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
Goodbye M.J... you touched everyone in all generations in some manner. Mind you, touching the kids WAS innaproprate though...
78
108
←Rate |
06-26-2009 00:50
Comments (
0
)
starting to miss 80s and 90s music. Just think about the music out today. lil Wayne? Soulja Boy? Miley Cyrus? Jonas Brothers?
7
7
←Rate |
06-26-2009 00:56 by
NYK
| Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
I was blowing Bubbles when I heard Michael Jackson died from a heart attack - how very ironic.
6
14
←Rate |
06-26-2009 02:44 by
Mark Symons
| Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
the world had a crazy week, two rich white women and Ed McMahon have passed.
34
56
←Rate |
06-26-2009 04:05 by
turmoil
Comments (
0
)
: The Jacson Five are now The Jackson 4
6
12
←Rate |
06-26-2009 04:18 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
abc, easy as 1 2 3.....CLEAR, nurse recharge where losing him.
6
6
←Rate |
06-26-2009 06:20 by
nicky white
| Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
has started calling the office secretaries his minions muahaha!
10
43
←Rate |
06-26-2009 08:58
Comments (
0
)
Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
73
127
←Rate |
06-26-2009 10:18
Comments (
0
)
thinks jakko has defo gone to a better place, he can have sex with all the boy he likes, priests do it and they still go to heaven .....
3
3
←Rate |
06-26-2009 11:17 by
nicky white
| Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
107
208
←Rate |
06-26-2009 11:41 by
Daron Garrett
Comments (
0
)
Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
44
37
←Rate |
06-26-2009 11:59 by
Timoteo
Comments (
0
)
Don't blame it on the sunshine,Don't blame it on the moonlight,Don't blame it on the good times, Blame it on the prescription drugs
4
4
←Rate |
06-26-2009 12:20 | Tags: Filtered
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
5593
Next»
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com