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now a fan of getting hot in the pants
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06-20-2009 20:16 | Tags: Filtered
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couldn't repair your brakes, so he made your horn louder.
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saving trees by eating beavers
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keeps mixing up Myspace and Facebook and is always inviting people to come on My Face.
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06-21-2009 00:48 by
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aware of Vancouver's high asian population... so shouldn't they build a wall to keep mongolians out?
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06-21-2009 03:08 by
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if I had a coin for every time I said ''i'm depressed I probably would've afforded my own shrink!!!!!
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06-21-2009 07:21 by
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Says, the early bird gets the worm, but who wants a worm anyways?
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most confusing day in a black kids life? fathers day
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waiting for a call last night !! put my phone under my pillow ,woke this morning phone gone 50p in its place ,, chuffin blue tooth fairy !!!
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wants to borrow your top
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has his popularity validated by the best organizations.... Even the Police consider me a person of interest!
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06-21-2009 14:51 by
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wondering what spiders think of our own web.
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06-21-2009 15:57 by
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wonders if Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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kind of likes ceilings, maybe she'll even become a fan?
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wondering what people in China call their good dishes?????
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06-21-2009 17:01 by
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if you desire it, I'll aquire it.
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the entrepreneur in me thinks I should be selling rocks in the streets of Iran.
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marks the spot
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06-22-2009 03:26 by
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Spongbob for Prime Minister
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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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