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   messageicon exercising at work....banging your head against the wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour!
←Rate | 06-19-2009 12:00 by Vitamin N | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a weapon of mass distraction
←Rate | 06-19-2009 14:41 by anna | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking - No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
←Rate | 06-19-2009 21:04 by Z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon all men are idiots, and I married their king
←Rate | 06-19-2009 21:05 by Z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon GIve a man a fish & he'll feed himself for a day. Give him a fishing rod & he'll snap it for fire wood. Or trade it for a fish...
←Rate | 06-19-2009 21:08 by Tenacious | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice society already sucks!!!
←Rate | 06-19-2009 21:10 by Z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon build a man a fire, and he is warm for one night. SET a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life!
←Rate | 06-19-2009 21:37 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon told today that my problem is that I just want my cake and eat it..... Yes. Yes I do. Afterall what good is a god damn cake you can't eat.
←Rate | 06-19-2009 22:38 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont try to fix me I am not broken
←Rate | 06-20-2009 01:29 by Naman | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
←Rate | 06-20-2009 01:31 by Peebs Comments (0)  


   messageicon hunting terrorists with jack bauer be back in 24 hours
←Rate | 06-20-2009 01:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking God must love stupid people...he made so many!
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:35 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes growing up .......means growing a p a r t.
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:45 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon you just have to learn to forget about the people ....who forgot about you
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Googling his Twitter all over your Facebook. ;)
←Rate | 06-20-2009 10:56 by Frank | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that he never knew his real ladder.
←Rate | 06-20-2009 11:15 by Blesh | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't wake me up i'm working
←Rate | 06-20-2009 13:49 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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