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exercising at work....banging your head against the wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour!
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06-19-2009 12:00 by
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a weapon of mass distraction
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06-19-2009 14:41 by
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thinking - No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
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06-19-2009 21:04 by
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all men are idiots, and I married their king
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06-19-2009 21:05 by
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GIve a man a fish & he'll feed himself for a day. Give him a fishing rod & he'll snap it for fire wood. Or trade it for a fish...
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06-19-2009 21:08 by
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Be nice society already sucks!!!
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06-19-2009 21:10 by
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build a man a fire, and he is warm for one night. SET a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life!
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told today that my problem is that I just want my cake and eat it..... Yes. Yes I do. Afterall what good is a god damn cake you can't eat.
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06-19-2009 22:38 by
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dont try to fix me I am not broken
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06-20-2009 01:29 by
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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06-20-2009 01:31 by
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hunting terrorists with jack bauer be back in 24 hours
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thinking God must love stupid people...he made so many!
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thinking aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
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have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
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Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
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Sometimes growing up .......means growing a p a r t.
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you just have to learn to forget about the people ....who forgot about you
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Googling his Twitter all over your Facebook. ;)
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06-20-2009 10:56 by
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a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that he never knew his real ladder.
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06-20-2009 11:15 by
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don't wake me up i'm working
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