paulb808 Funny Status Messages

   Every 7-eleven needs a task force NOT named Punjab, Aadarsh, Aachman, Aadesh ,Aadi ,Aadidev ,Aafreen ,Aaka ,Aandaleeb to keep the slurpee machine running because this sh*t is UNACCEPTABLE.

   "Hey Dog the Bounty Hunter!" F#CK YOU!" Sincerely Waldo

   This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being

   ok....am I the only one that sings "Come on Irene" laughs then knows I shouldnt?

   Penn State University.......Pedophile U

   yesterday my five year old Hawaiian son used the word taint and I asked him where he heard that word and he replied "Walmart"