anonymous Funny Status Messages

   silently judging you.

   out of her mind and have gone to look for it.

   pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma

   had a handle on life but it broke

   now available without a prescription

   "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."

   [censored]

   sick and tired of always being sick and tired!

   melting in your mouth not in your hands

   knew the aliens would let him go sometime.

   walking on sunshine.

   "so adjective, he verbs nouns"

   "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"

   Training for the next Olympic games

   ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause

   just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..

   wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person

   still sore from dropping the soap

   not suitable for children!!!!!

   swimming like a sperm with a purpose!