Funny Status Messages

   You see in America, Soccer is usually a game for kids who are too small or too untalented to play baseball or football. I mean, hell, even HogWild played Little League baseball so that should tell something about the talent pool of kids left over to play

   Sorry U.S. Football/Futball/Soccer team. You just weren't "Ghana" win.

   the yanks crashed out of the world cup coz they weren't allowed to use their hands...

   no wonder the yanks have their own so called "american football" coz they don't know how to play the real football..

   why were the uruguayains yellow carded so much in the match against korea , coz they kept running over the parks

   Have a status,leave one..need a status take one!

   Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR,

   I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn

   celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...

   Pessimists see the Glass as Half Empty, Optmisits as Half Full. Rationals see the Glass as two times bigger than necessary.

   Do you wanna know how Interesting Soccer is to the Average American? Let's See, I'll name the two soccer players I've ever heard of.. David Beckham and.. I think Rod Stewart Played years ago."

   Dear Walmart: If your employees "appear" to be incredibly overweight, they ought to know that fitting in to a size 2 gives the wrong impression of your organization. I do not enjoy viewing what looks like to be a belly button when I approach an employee.

   I wonder if Toyota sent BP a Thank You note

   Every illegal immigrant we catch here...We should harvest their stem cells, organs, bone marrow, bones,skin,and Eyes...Bet they won't be so froggy to jump the boarder when they see a guy with a dialysis machine standing there saying I want his kidneys!!!!

   not say that my ex-wife is psychotic but Freddy Kruger asked me to hide the sleeping pills.

   hoping that "number six" is the charm. Have another Slim Jim, Mr. Cheney!

   I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends.

   How do you save justin bieber from drowning? YOU DON'T

   Don't spend your night watching porn and eating cheese balls

   As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.