Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   thinking about playing old disco records and dressing up like the burger king

   thinking about sex, pondering about what the risks are and what you can catch. Then it hit me....Life, is sexually transmitted.

   :: What doesn't kill you... will probably hurt like hell though :P

   Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

   one of your 5 a day

   doesn't need your attitude...he's got one of his own!

   microwaving metal objects.

   possibly doing something illegal right now.

   's inner child has diaper rash.

   wants to get his Chill in, but instead is getting his Hang on

   wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms.

   planning on living forever- so far, so good

   trying to figure out how to set my laser printer to stun

   absolutely willing to work on weekends ... granted that weekdays are off.

   despised and idolized either way I'm recognized

   thinks he has hearing aids........too much phone sex!

   a weapon of mass destruction.

   wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.

   says hey ladies I'm starting up my own social web site, a cross between MySpace and FaceBook called MyFace, wanna get on?

   going to create a 40,000 piece puzzle that says "get a life" when completed.