Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   a victim of LOL'ism

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   going to give you a super poke! Now my finger hurts, thanks!

   can't find Tom on facebook.

   noticed that all the girls from his year at school that thought they were too good for me are now either fat, ugly or a frieky combination of the 2. Funny how the tables have turned.

   wonders if I remove the crust off my sandwich, does that make me the anti-crust?

   not shy -- I'm studying my prey.

   a Charmed One

   thinking she wants me.....................to leave her the hell alone

   changing his name to Fred Flintstone cause I make the bedrock!

   thinking pimpin is easy it's just not cheap!

   more confused than a retard with a wheres waldo book

   got a great big bodyguard

   's life is alot like joining the army. It's not just a job, it's an adventure!

   give me what I want, and no one gets hurt

   don't have a photographic memory, cos i'm out of film.

   pushed his luck so much so it fell of the cliff.... now only hard work remains!!!

   feels used and unwanted, like the two chocolate halves of an Oreo cookie after someone has already licked the cream out of them.

   stuck in second gear.

   drinking till I'm someone else's problem