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like a virgin... well at least that's what I'm saying to clear up those nasty rumours :D 
firmly believing that letting her cat sniff her lip gloss was a mistake, it led to kitty brain damaged and resulting in having a dumb future-veggie cat who chases after pathetic lasers half her life
says; Life is so much easier than we think -- All we have to do is this: Accept the impossible, discard the indispensable, put up with the intolerable, and just smile at anything... of coarse doing these things is so much easier on drugs :)
glad that Archie hooked up with Veronica..my line is clear for Betty now
joining the school of Ultimate Spartan Fighting...next lesson: Decapitation
asking, If Facebook didn't exist, What would you be doing right now????????????????? (Answers below)
going to climb his neighbours fence, steal his barking dog, put it in my yard and see how he likes to be kept awake all night
It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....
: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who ruins my day, and may their arms be too short to scratch themselves.
get the HELL out susan boyle.....i never wanna see you on my tv screen ever ever again......
watching LOST waiting for my plane to land in Thailand!!!! Just getting some pointers just in case it crashes on a wired island!!
grew up in a time when pluto was a planet.
i'm ugly and my mother dresses me funny...
a man of [Migrant Worker] wealth, and [Thrills Gum] taste...
just when the caterpillar thought the world was going great....its cocoon cracked
not a tease....just a reminder of what you cant please
All you single ladies, put your applications in
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour...Hey 1999 called and wants its joke back.
loves to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted...thanks!
keeps whats on his mind away from Facebook
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