anonymous Funny Status Messages

   "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"

   waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho

   in fact the real slim shady

   living on the magic island of awesome

   missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?

   glad he crashed the wedding.

   "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills

   bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time

   defying society's law of average.

   dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

   totally voting for Pedro

   Feeding your dog Chocolate

   "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"

   not smarter than a 5th grader :(

   living vicariously through herself.

   pretending to water the fake plants

   LOVING CAPS LOCK

   textually active

   bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic