Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   I zone out once my teacher says "This will not be on the test."

   So if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?

   When you love her you're F-ing her, when you don't she is F-ing you! What's up with that?

   Wondering why people with food stamps drive escalades?

   i lost my phone. let me call it. oh crap its on vibrate! EVERYONE SHUTUP!!

   A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide....The librarian replies "F*ck off! you wont bring it back!"

   1 Hairspray and 2 tons of make up still dont replace brain!!!

   its so hot out, I'm sweating like a prostitute in a church...

   If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

   3 Lions looking like 11 helpless kittens..... : /

   I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.

   I'd never tell anyone to go to hell, but I might suggest a Carnival Cruise....