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   messageicon going to jam out with her clam out
←Rate | 05-12-2009 10:19 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching paint dry
←Rate | 05-12-2009 12:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon having enormous problems flying his kite indoors... why wont this thing god damn work????
←Rate | 05-12-2009 14:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!
←Rate | 05-12-2009 18:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my own little world, but its ok - they know me here
←Rate | 05-12-2009 20:15 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a strong urge to draw devil horns and fart cloads all over the Miley Cyrus billboard...anyone free at midnight?
←Rate | 05-12-2009 20:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember! WE LOVE YOU! it's Jesus that thinks you're the stupid idiot.
←Rate | 05-12-2009 23:31 by Andie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's a dog eat dog world, and he somehow ended up wearing ground beef underpants.
←Rate | 05-13-2009 01:46 by Ron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon loving his new padded room,
←Rate | 05-13-2009 05:19 by The Chunky Llama Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows Victoria's secret
←Rate | 05-13-2009 11:41 by B Money | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon there ever a time when Ramen noodles don't sound good?
←Rate | 05-13-2009 15:03 by Ryan S. | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon ıs ndsıpǝ poʍu
←Rate | 05-13-2009 17:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't understand what the fascination is with Camping...You work hard all year to pay your Mortgage/Rent, only to spend your vacation pretending you're Homeless
←Rate | 05-13-2009 18:11 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing guitar with her private parts
←Rate | 05-13-2009 19:10 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just bought a new GPS unit for my car, and it came without directions.
←Rate | 05-13-2009 23:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon was such a Don Juan growing up, the girls Don Juan anything to do with him...
←Rate | 05-13-2009 23:29 by Ron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
←Rate | 05-14-2009 06:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
←Rate | 05-14-2009 06:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if its a long walk on a short beach, do we just pace back and forth..
←Rate | 05-14-2009 07:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 200 pounds of dynamite with a 3 inch fuse ;(
←Rate | 05-14-2009 11:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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