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going to jam out with her clam out
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05-12-2009 10:19 | Tags: Filtered
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watching paint dry
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having enormous problems flying his kite indoors... why wont this thing god damn work????
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For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!
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my own little world, but its ok - they know me here
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has a strong urge to draw devil horns and fart cloads all over the Miley Cyrus billboard...anyone free at midnight?
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remember! WE LOVE YOU! it's Jesus that thinks you're the stupid idiot.
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thinks it's a dog eat dog world, and he somehow ended up wearing ground beef underpants.
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05-13-2009 01:46 by
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loving his new padded room,
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05-13-2009 05:19 by
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knows Victoria's secret
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05-13-2009 11:41 by
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there ever a time when Ramen noodles don't sound good?
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05-13-2009 15:03 by
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ıs ndsıpǝ poʍu
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doesn't understand what the fascination is with Camping...You work hard all year to pay your Mortgage/Rent, only to spend your vacation pretending you're Homeless
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playing guitar with her private parts
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just bought a new GPS unit for my car, and it came without directions.
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was such a Don Juan growing up, the girls Don Juan anything to do with him...
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05-13-2009 23:29 by
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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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if its a long walk on a short beach, do we just pace back and forth..
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200 pounds of dynamite with a 3 inch fuse ;(
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