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   messageicon Says women will never be as successful as men because they don't have wives to advise them
←Rate | 05-11-2009 17:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon took the "How good are you at Making love" quiz and it asked me for my phone number
←Rate | 05-11-2009 17:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon would give his right arm to be ambidexious
←Rate | 05-11-2009 17:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes
←Rate | 05-11-2009 17:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Playing x-box.. Err, I mean Lifting Weights
←Rate | 05-11-2009 17:30 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon been soo pe occuppied with the upcoming zombie invasion that he forgot to take into account A.I and the power hungry super computer trying to take over the world with its cyborg minions.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 19:31 by Ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon an itchy ring. Dont think I wiped properly.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 19:36 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes you. He will kill you last.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 19:46 by Ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon run out of place's to hide the body's..
←Rate | 05-11-2009 19:50 by Ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (1)  


   messageicon flicked his dog's balls while he wasn't looking..
←Rate | 05-11-2009 19:53 by Ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon annoyed by old people and think they should all be stangled at birth.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 20:02 by Ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon stuck in an elevator with steve tyler from airosmith and is quite scared.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 20:08 by Ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just ripped his arse hole open with a record breaking turd..
←Rate | 05-11-2009 20:11 by Ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates Mondays... and condoms
←Rate | 05-12-2009 00:18 by Aimee | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon destroyed his periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of supprise
←Rate | 05-12-2009 02:58 by Nilmer Comments (0)  


   messageicon learning guitar but needs more lessons!
←Rate | 05-12-2009 03:01 by Hh | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to be in such good shape now that he found these WII fit Cheat codes!
←Rate | 05-12-2009 03:20 by Nilmer Comments (0)  


   messageicon telling everybody to remember that there are two words that will open a lot of doors for you " Push and Pull"
←Rate | 05-12-2009 03:58 by Alejo | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon inlove with a surfer who love waves
←Rate | 05-12-2009 05:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon sittin in physics class reading all these
←Rate | 05-12-2009 09:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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