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Says women will never be as successful as men because they don't have wives to advise them
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05-11-2009 17:16 | Tags: Filtered
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took the "How good are you at Making love" quiz and it asked me for my phone number
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would give his right arm to be ambidexious
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has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes
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Playing x-box.. Err, I mean Lifting Weights
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been soo pe occuppied with the upcoming zombie invasion that he forgot to take into account A.I and the power hungry super computer trying to take over the world with its cyborg minions.
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05-11-2009 19:31 by
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an itchy ring. Dont think I wiped properly.
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likes you. He will kill you last.
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05-11-2009 19:46 by
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run out of place's to hide the body's..
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flicked his dog's balls while he wasn't looking..
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annoyed by old people and think they should all be stangled at birth.
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05-11-2009 20:02 by
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stuck in an elevator with steve tyler from airosmith and is quite scared.
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05-11-2009 20:08 by
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just ripped his arse hole open with a record breaking turd..
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05-11-2009 20:11 by
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hates Mondays... and condoms
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05-12-2009 00:18 by
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destroyed his periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of supprise
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05-12-2009 02:58 by
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learning guitar but needs more lessons!
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05-12-2009 03:01 by
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going to be in such good shape now that he found these WII fit Cheat codes!
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telling everybody to remember that there are two words that will open a lot of doors for you " Push and Pull"
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inlove with a surfer who love waves
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sittin in physics class reading all these
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