Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Says women will never be as successful as men because they don't have wives to advise them

   took the "How good are you at Making love" quiz and it asked me for my phone number

   would give his right arm to be ambidexious

   has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes

   Playing x-box.. Err, I mean Lifting Weights

   been soo pe occuppied with the upcoming zombie invasion that he forgot to take into account A.I and the power hungry super computer trying to take over the world with its cyborg minions.

   an itchy ring. Dont think I wiped properly.

   likes you. He will kill you last.

   run out of place's to hide the body's..

   flicked his dog's balls while he wasn't looking..

   annoyed by old people and think they should all be stangled at birth.

   stuck in an elevator with steve tyler from airosmith and is quite scared.

   just ripped his arse hole open with a record breaking turd..

   hates Mondays... and condoms

   destroyed his periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of supprise

   learning guitar but needs more lessons!

   going to be in such good shape now that he found these WII fit Cheat codes!

   telling everybody to remember that there are two words that will open a lot of doors for you " Push and Pull"

   inlove with a surfer who love waves

   sittin in physics class reading all these