Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Refusing to accept refugees is not cold and heartless. I lock my doors every night; not because I hate the people on the outside but because I love the people on the inside.

   The deep freeze of winter has finally arrived. It's that time of year when most women and Bruce Jenner say thank God for padded bras.

   If you lived in Mountain View CA you wouldn't need the internet you can just stop by Google and ask them questions in person.

   Life is about what you do after the knock happens.

   dont know who this lady ISIS is but she must be one crazy B ****

   Jared fogle got 15 1/2 years in prison. Ironically, that's the same age he likes his woman.

   Any female singer not named Adele shouldn't spend a lot of time writing her Grammy acceptance speech...

   You are a soul driving a meat-covered-skeleton made of stardust hurtling through space on an organic spaceship. Fear nothing.

   There's way too much religion in the South to be consistent with good mental health.~ George Carlin

   I JUST HEARD THERE IS A COUGAR ON THE LOOSE IN TOWN. I just baited a trap with a Best of air supply cd and a bottle of wine.. I'll catch her

   The suicide bomber was an outgoing person? More like an inside-out going person.

   Jerod has been sentenced to 15 years of all the footlongs that we wants

   THANKSGIVING DAY = A day when you sit uncomfortably between two people on a long flight so you can sit uncomfortably between two people and eat a meal while people say negative things about each other and start a fight. >>>

   >>> Upset many will leave the home to go to a retail store where they can fight with complete strangers over unneeded and useless crap that our spoiled lives really didn't need in the first place.

   Black Friday challenge: Buy American and buy small business. Otherwise you're complaining for nothing about big business.

   Hey I just met you and this is crazy. Here's my number, I'm very lazy. Your dog resembles Patrick Swayze. Do you like daffodils? I'm craaazy

   Some of you should be required to raise your hand before you post to facebook.

   2 days ago: ''We must help solve poverty here first and foremost!'' Today: ''All right! Black Friday is coming!''. Morons

   90% of the refugees are young men, not women and kids.

   USA: where you can go to the grocery store with a loaded gun, but where refugees fleeing war are scary for your safety you can shoot them.