anonymous Funny Status Messages

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   wishing he never joined the marine corps!

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

   "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"

   Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!

   fresh out of batteries but still making noise

   playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   purposely pouring water on Gremlins

   out discovering new fears.

   easier to get into than a community college!

   chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

   colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while

   perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.

   profound as a pronoun that verbs today.

   eating out..at home. ;)