Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   said that the day we had a black president would be the day pigs fly. Well, Swine Flu.

   says it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

   Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy face, nice smile .... but thats enough about me, tell me how you are?

   needs to sit down in the Thinking Chair and Think...Think...THIIIINNNKK!!!

   tipped her wine glass and her swine flu everywhere

   no animal was harmed in the making of this status message posting

   you were on a horse and your uncle ~Jack helped you off, would to return the favor and help your uncle jack off a horse?

   having a conversation on his phone on the bus the other day about his 4 week trip to Mexico. I ended the call, and sneezed! Thats when I noticed the bus was empty!!

   uɐɔ uɹnʇ ǝɥʇ ǝןoɥʍ pןɹoʍ uʍopısdn

   36,000 die every year just from regular flu alone in the US,and we are worried about swine flu with just 150 cases all around the world???They are just diverting your attention from the economy that they are f-ing up every day!!!

   having a great time controlling your mind right now.

   smiling to increase his face value

   given your computer the Swine Flu Virus

   likes writing in the third person form

   Happy Star Wars day! (May the 4th be with you)

   informs you that contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name

   no expectations = no dissapointments

   wishes grass was emo so it would cut itself.

   - Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

   this status can only be read by someone SEXY:....try again.....again....maybe you are just not sexy?....one more time.....hey don't force it ugly!!!