Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I had hoped my facebook page wouldn't lead to stalkers, but some girl named Sallie Mae found my number and has been calling me for months.

   Lol religious people are nuts

   She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive.

   If god gived us free will, why does everything, I mean everything we do a sin? He should have just made robots.

   omg black saturday makes me feel so awkward

   It's amazing how the brain works. I heard a song that I haven't heard in about ten years and I remembered it word for word. Yet when it came to my exams I barely even remembered how to hold my pen.

   It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.

   Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains.

   Non-religious people are idiots

   did Jesus died for Bin Laden's sins too?

   Since irons are like 1000 degrees, who's bright idea was it to make an ironing board the flimsiest contraption ever made??

   I had lunch today with a woman. Okay, so the woman was on a TV show eating at the same time I was. Okay, so the woman was Berta from Two and a Half Men.

   Religion is a crutch for weak-minded people who can't accept reality

   When your girlfriend says "Oh HE is my best friend" your relationship is already over

   I taught myself how to ride a bike... I hope you had better parents.

   atheists lash out in fear... there is no other rational reason for their aggressive behavior

   God didn't create man. Man created God. #TRUTH

   "He is risen! He is risen, indeed!" - That's what she said.

   .... He is risen .....

   The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.