Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Do you know why Americans are better than people from other countries? Because we're Americans!!!

   France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.

   Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes

   If you ever feel unconfident in your body, just remember that pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money.

   jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....

   America...... All the gear and no idea!! How does it feel to know everyone hates you. :)

   You British Fu*k no one cares about soccer

   funny the way some people speaks about a nation as they're personal beliefs !! Is cute to have an opinion ! Now sit down and shut it! don't speak for a whole nation.

   America does not actually think it is as popular as the world thinks it is. We simply laugh at ourselves more than everyone thinks we do.

   Tried Gordon Ramseys diet tip tonight: cooking with whisky! It worked!!! After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen

   American women are way hotter. For starters, they have teeth.

   The only way to make soccer interesting is if they could pick up the ball and throw it...

   My New Year's resolution was to lose 15 lbs by the middle of February. I have 20 lbs. to go.

   For f_€ k sakes! How about something funny instead of intra national hate dialog.

   I'm proud to be an American. Where at least I know I'm free.

   Awesome how America is called the Land of the free yet is built on the anhilation of American Indians and the enslavement of African and Indian people. Dimwits who dont know their own history.

   It's better to be a Yankee than a Limie bastid

   Y'all want the slaves back??

   cant wait for spring

   America: the most powerful nation in the history. We're gonna have haters from weaker countries. Good bless America!