Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Dear Americans, you think Obama is bad? google 'Jacob Zuma' - South Africans

   To save money, the other networks should just shut down tonight.

   Does it bother anyone else to see so many men excited about watching other men in tights??

   This holiday season, please keep the 'Groundhog' in Groundhog Day.

   Kind of surprised the half time show wasn't performed by the Kottonmouth Kings.

   Alright people,I want to see jokes during the game. I have people that think I'm funny!

   Joe Namath drunk again

   Seriously who gives a flying fig about the "Super Bowl"?

   First jokess are in..... Why did the referee forget to ask the teams head or tails before the coin toss?.....stay tune!

   I'm gay

   Nice catch peyton

   Ah, The Super Bowl... Finally I can say "What a huge sack!" or "That's some serious penetration by The D!" Without being judged by the guys.

   I hope the black guys lose

   X says Ah, The Super Bowl... Finally I can say "What a huge sack!" or "That's some serious penetration by The D!" -he got it from twittterr

   Russell Wilson will blow it like all black leaders just watch

   Boycott Cheerios

   waiting for the light too go off

   the best play of this game so far is when Joe Namath's coin toss was intercepted by the ref

   Demarryus thomass

   Peyton faggging