Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I hope both teams lose.

   We all have that one friend we used to do all sorts of crazy stuff with but they suddenly flipped the script and became a born again Christian and now feel awkward hanging out with them because we don’t know what to talk about.

   Craigslist--the site where I can find anything, until I actually want to buy something....

   You know it's just a matter of time before Corporations pay to put product placement in the NFL games.... Peyton makes an audible "Omaha... Steaks, Heinz 57, Century 21, Pizza Hut Hut."

   It's so cold in Manhattan even Iggy is freezing.

   I'm going to be nice in describing the woman eHarmony matched me up with. Since it occupies the area in front of the head, it must be a face.

   GO BRONCOS!!!!!!

   Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.

   To my beautiful friends in Denver. You have London by your side today. Go Broncos!

   GO SEAHAWKS!

   Sorry,Philip Seymour Hoffman, hard to say RIP to someone who was so talented,directing 2 films, employing several people, having the world by the tail and to end up being found in a hotel with a needle in his arm.

   Missed it by that much. I had Phillip Michael Thomas in the celebrity deadpool...

   So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???

   I had a blind girlfriend. Her name was ::.::..:..:::. .::.:...:::.: .

   Pam Oliver looks like Oprah.

   I just read that Kanye West is furious at "Vogue" for putting Lena Dunham on the cover instead of Kim Kardashian. Also making Kanye West furious? Umbrellas, garden gnomes, unicorns, public parks, extension cords, pita bread, Diet Coke..

   I bet Philip Sees more Coffins...."drops mic, gives crowd the middle finger and walks off stage

   says looks like Phil won't be seeing anymore of his shadow anymore....PHILip Seymour Hoffman that is.

   B-R-O-N-C-O-S

   What time does the Puppy Bowl start??