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In a speech today President Obama called for a new era of bipartisan cooperation. He said this because Obama likes to start off a speech with a joke.” 
Well, I guess the good news is that it's going to be a helluva lot easier to stop watching Duck Dynasty than it was to stop eating at Chick-Fil-A
I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.
Wal-Mart, Cabela's & Bass Pro shops are droppiung the Duck Dynasty merchandise, adios hillbillies
Favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell's Kitchen 3. Breaking bad
The Scariest Horror Movies of All Time 1. The Exorcist 2. Psycho 3. The View on ABC
Fingers crossed that this is the end of that terrible show
Duck Tales should be the replacement for Duck Dynasty-Huey, Dewy, and Louie only had one McQuack!
Cooking with cheese is so awesome, even when it's the only ingredient the recipe calls for.
I forget my password so often I made it incorrect that way when I'm wrong the computer reminds me...
no more ducks, Deens, gators, survivalist-preppers, Amish Mafia, snake handlers, moonshiners & hillbillie loggers for 2014. C'mon tv channels, you're better than that, stop with the stupid crap
Starting a Book Club. First rule of Book Club: read Fight Club.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion even if it is right.
Where is the Love? Discrimination and Homophobia, do you know how many of our children committed suicide because of this? What if it was your child? Born This Way
I am not above speaking in tongues and praising Lucifer to make the neighbors go away.
My phone acts like it's been violated by my computer. Everytime I plug it in it asks me if i'm sure I can trust the computer. Drama queen.
Ass so fat it swims with a shirt on.
I have this great midnight snack it's called, what do I think my roommate won't notice if I eat the edges off of
Sorry I peed on your baby, but in my defense he started it.
I just pitched A&E Network on a show. A Jevvish spinoff on Duck Dynasty. Schmuck Dynasty. Too soon? 