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   messageicon wondering if a turtle loses its shell, does that make it homeless or naked?
←Rate | 04-27-2009 09:52 by Troy Bannister | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for Godot.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 12:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon watering his plastic flowers.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 16:30 by Connor | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon tired of using technology
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:01 by Jagger Comments (0)  


   messageicon quoting garfield: mondays suck!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:08 by Jagger | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thank god...no...evolution?!...whatever: IT'S FRIDAY!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:14 by Jagger | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a safe full of cherries cuz he likes to pop it and lock it.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:41 by Tony | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??
←Rate | 04-27-2009 20:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon killing gnomes with sporks.
←Rate | 04-27-2009 21:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now doing your slut sister
←Rate | 04-28-2009 01:59 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon now doing your slut grandmother
←Rate | 04-28-2009 01:59 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not happy after losing a game of basketball to a japanese hooker
←Rate | 04-28-2009 03:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon under your bed
←Rate | 04-28-2009 03:29 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a monkey in the time of chimpazees
←Rate | 04-28-2009 03:35 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to pick you a flower but it was a venus fly trap and it bit his/her head so he/she got you a blade of grass instead
←Rate | 04-28-2009 04:28 by Airman Jb | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon what we have here...is a failure to communicate....
←Rate | 04-28-2009 05:18 by Airman Jb Comments (0)  


   messageicon the way it used to be.
←Rate | 04-28-2009 05:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great minds think a hike.
←Rate | 04-28-2009 06:32 by Thullqst | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead
←Rate | 04-28-2009 10:31 by Vybe Comments (0)  



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