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The Royal Baby is already promised to marry into the Lannister family. 
Somewhere in London, a princess is pooping on a delivery table. Just keeping it real, folks.
BREAKING: George Zimmerman says he's "keeping an eye on" the Royal Baby, will let us know if anything seems suspicious
You realize like, billions of women have done the same damn thing right?
I’m better at remembering people who have bad breath than important historical facts.
The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER !!!
This just in...Goerge Zimmerman resues cat from tree!!
I'm surprised people don't use photoshop to also clean the house in the background of all these fake photos they upload
This is a historic day today - one we will all remember. A woman on a bed with the whole of Britain watching and waiting. RIP internet porn....
William & Kate, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Panda Watch was the best baby watch of all time!! #Anchorman , #imronburgundy?
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
So Captain Crunch and Kate had a little crunchberry.
A terrorist attack killing thousands, a car wreck killing two. Nice try britboy
Royal baby born weighing 8 pounds, worth billions of them!
Kate is officially a milf
This is Britain's chance to outshine the USA by not naming the royal baby after a fruit, plant, or direction.
About this whole Royal Baby thing, I googled "who cares?" and my name wasn't in the search results.
Well if he is the Duke of Wellington, I guess they could name him Beef.
Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.
George Zimmerman helped 4 people out of an overturned SUV. I'm guessing it wasn't a black SUV. 