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When my brother ran away, we moved his stick figure to the other side of the minivan's back window. 
8:30am and it already feels like the longest day of the year.
Kim n kanye should name their kid 'KiIlevry" .. .. KiIlevry Kardashian has a nice ring too it
I'm kind of disappointed.. North isn't really a good name for a stripper.
someone said "Kim Kardashian has given birth to a compass"
Summer officially checked in at 1:04 am. For Floridians, it also clocked in at 1:04 am. Back in April.
So I'm assuming that North West won't be a One Direction fan?
Police reports state that Aaron Hernandez is claiming Bill Belichick instructed him to destroy the surveillance tapes
I do not like racism of any kind. It's disrespectful to all the coloreds.
And if he winds up being a switch hitter..he'll be known as: North Bi North West....well sorta.
The day Bruce Jenner finally snaps and locks his entire family in his Escalade and pushes it into his swimming pool just got one stupid baby name closer.
SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild........
happy Kim and Kanye are together, at least only one family is ruined.
From the moment I saw you, I wanted 2 be inside You, The way you smell, The way your tongue feels, The way you tighten n loosen.....Gotta love new sneakers.
I don't always drink and drive, but when I do, I make sure the kids are strapped safely in their car seats. That's called responsible parenting ツ
James Gandolfini is dead and we have a new Kardashian. Athiests win....there is no god...
Jenga is a great way to teach your kids about strategy, patience and 9/11
It's not like I think money buys happiness. I just doubt I'd be happy without it.
It was sooo cold last night I had to use 2 laptops and 3 tablets just to keep warm! Camping is hard.
"I want you to know what I'm saying, without having to actually say it." - Women. 