g0re Funny Status Messages

   It's annoying when you think of an awesome idea or thing to do and within the next few minutes, you completely forget what it was, but the memory of how awesome it was stil lingers..

   If you think about it Johnny Bravo would be perfect for Jersey Shore.

   There is perhaps nothing more annoying then listening to a great song on Youtube and decidding to vote up a comment you agree with, only to be taken away from the video to a login page prompting you for your username/password.

   It sucks whenever you hear a song you really like in public but you don't know the name of it.

   Owls make good pets because they're always interested in your social life. You tell it "guess who I went to the movies with" and it always asks"who?"

   A relationship is like standing on wet cement..The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave & even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.

   There are 7 billion people in this world, don't let one ruin your day.

   If somebody does a backflip, they automatically become a bada$$.

   It seems like in movies, when they want a female to look older, they just cut her hair.

   Even though they have no use for them, guys would look kinda weird without nipples.

   IPods: where 8 GB of memory really means 6.46.

   Don't you hate it when you're right, but you're the only person in the room that knows it, so as far as everyone is concerned, you're just wrong.

   Admit it, at least once you have sat in school and strategized about singlehandedly saving the class if a madman with a gun showed up.

   Your manners slowly disappear the more you have to repeat something. Example: Can you pass the salt? The salt, can you pass it. No. The SALT. GIVE ME THE SALT!

   Don't you wish common sense would make a big comeback.

   The most annoying thing is when you get a pimple on your nose, like I would rather get a pimple any where else but...

   If Patrick Star was running for president, his motto could be "We should take all of our problems, and move them somewhere else!"

   Everytime you use the handicap stall you secretly hope no one in a wheelchair comes in.

   Napoleon is the only Dynamite that is never going to bang.

   It would be funny if someone calls"shotgun", and you were to just yell"Rosa Parks", get in the front seat, and refuse to move?