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chopping wood for the electric fireplace
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03-29-2009 09:41
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doesnt skinny dip...i chunky dunk
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03-30-2009 19:26 by
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allowed to talk about fight club
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03-31-2009 13:15
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a jack of all trades and a master of fun.
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03-31-2009 13:35 by
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believes in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it
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04-01-2009 11:02 by
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beating his record for consecutive days alive !
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04-01-2009 11:02 by
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used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.
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04-01-2009 11:03 by
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divulging his mind in the complexities of th... oooh look a kitty!
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04-01-2009 11:06 by
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found Wonka's last golden ticket!
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04-01-2009 20:35 by
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wondering when will he ever learn the answer to lifes problems arent at the bottom of a bottle, theyre on facebook!!!!!
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04-01-2009 22:20
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not FDA approved yet
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04-01-2009 23:06
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happier than a redneck driving a racecar
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04-01-2009 23:11 by
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may contain nuts.
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04-02-2009 04:55
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the alpha and omega....
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04-02-2009 08:32 by
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amazed at the alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes
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doesn't make mistakes, she dates them
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04-02-2009 20:47
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silence is gloden, but duct tape is silver.
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04-03-2009 10:34 by
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if nothing goes right.... go left!
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04-03-2009 19:24
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compulsively obsessed with OCD
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04-03-2009 19:52
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My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!
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