ritchie_bonk Funny Status Messages

   would so do Lois Griffin from family guy.

   with a dash of anger and a pan full of rage, is cooking up a funkin storm.

   livin the chuffin dream baby. Just turned up to work with no trousers on.

   thinks, sex is like any other performance, i.e a stage performance. So as that you dont blow it early on in the show, you must have a rehersal before HAND so as not to leave your audience (partner) disapointed.

   thinks. Of all the places to get changed in secret, why the funk would superman choose a small box in the middle of a built up city which to be fair is mainly made up of windows.

   my steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding, consequently I have been led to masticate upon this dictionary.