anonymous Funny Status Messages

   having trouble watering the plastic plants

   a Figment of your imagination

   "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

   in the mood for a hushpuppy so he told his dog to be quiet

   rejecting your reality and substituting his own.

   leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling

   may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock

   having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

   a Jedi. Obviously.

   not suitable for minors!

   running with scissors!

   has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985

   under your bed

   doing the hula hula dance

   eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

   tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

   wants a hug

   busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.

   wondering who are you

   just not the same since that house fell on my sister