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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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01-25-2011 17:50 by
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Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
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01-25-2011 18:47 by
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Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
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01-25-2011 19:07 by
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Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
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01-25-2011 19:29 by
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I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
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01-26-2011 06:43 by
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Who designed the pants with the word pink on the back? It should be on the front, and the back should say brown.
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01-26-2011 06:52 by
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You are the kind of a person that we could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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01-26-2011 07:08 by
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I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
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01-26-2011 10:00 by
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In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
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01-27-2011 07:09 by
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage. They make it into television shows.
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01-27-2011 08:54 by
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I personally know that being stupid is its own reward
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01-27-2011 14:08 by
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I went fishing for bottom feeders yesterday, and caught a R0unders!
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01-27-2011 20:17 by
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Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.
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01-28-2011 10:29 by
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Frosted animal crackers, proof that this generation is too fat!
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01-28-2011 14:02 by
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Do you want people to accept you as you are? Or do you want them to like you?
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01-28-2011 14:26 by
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S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
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01-28-2011 23:32 by
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Thinks that if someone says plz because it's shorter than please, you should say no because it's shorter than yes.
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01-28-2011 23:40 by
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My mom always said kill them with kindness, but for you I'm getting my gun!
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01-29-2011 18:46 by
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I'll call the people I see at work "coworkers" as soon as they start doing some work.
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01-29-2011 19:15 by
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Why is the Sunday paper available on Saturday, does nothing happen that's worth calling news on Saturday?
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01-29-2011 19:19 by
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