anonymous Funny Status Messages

   rejects your reality and substitutes his own properly medicated version.

   said that the day we had a black president would be the day pigs fly. Well, Swine Flu.

   says it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

   needs to sit down in the Thinking Chair and Think...Think...THIIIINNNKK!!!

   you were on a horse and your uncle ~Jack helped you off, would to return the favor and help your uncle jack off a horse?

   having a conversation on his phone on the bus the other day about his 4 week trip to Mexico. I ended the call, and sneezed! Thats when I noticed the bus was empty!!

   uɐɔ uɹnʇ ǝɥʇ ǝןoɥʍ pןɹoʍ uʍopısdn

   36,000 die every year just from regular flu alone in the US,and we are worried about swine flu with just 150 cases all around the world???They are just diverting your attention from the economy that they are f-ing up every day!!!

   having a great time controlling your mind right now.

   likes writing in the third person form

   no expectations = no dissapointments

   wishes grass was emo so it would cut itself.

   - Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

   sexually asulting your grandma

   that babies are a form of STD's

   save water...drink beer

   sum girls r made of suga and spice...my girls r made of vodka and ice!!

   im so tired and sleepy that I might just sleep off on my keyboarrrdddddddgjcklyfjhjk dk;hdktyggy;f

   feels stupid when he writes the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? ‘Cause I'm like ‘Bana … keep going.... Bananana … damn.

   saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and he thought, ‘That is cool.' But then he saw another guy wearing a leather vest and he thought, ‘That is not cool'. Then he figured it out: ‘Cool' is all about leather sleeves.