ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   wants to play co-ed naked twister with a couple hot chicks.

   eating chocolate he found in the backyard.

   knows that your husband isn't realy taking tennis lessons on Sundays...

   Can anyone help me with some DIY plumbing? I've been looking for a book for beginners by someone called Lee King. Anyone?

   not the empire but I still strike back...

   like this and like that and like this and uh

   vertically challenged

   drinking tequila in the shower....09:07 AM

   ti esrever dna 'ʇı dılɟ uʍop ƃuıɥʇ ʎɯ ʇnd ı

   the story in Balamory

   wow! thanks lord tomorow is World Facebook Day!

   ......That'swhat she said...lol

   looking at pictures of your girl friend on facebook:P

   legally insane, please dont worry, if you have any worries feel free to call our help line on: 01904 48 1234.

   wore lowrise jeans in her 20s to show off her figure. Now I wear them with a large hoodie so that I have more gut room when I go to Chilis.

   blames it on the alcohol.

   lives in a pineapple under the sea.

   knows the muffin man.

   throwin a beat down.

   wants to be a millionaire.