anonymous Funny Status Messages

   doesn't make mistakes, she dates them

   if nothing goes right.... go left!

   compulsively obsessed with OCD

   My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!

   trying to wipe with plastic wrap.

   now available with a bonus DVD; containing deleted scenes and 2 theatrical trailers

   a serial status changer....

   has decided that when I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

   has found her favorite machine at the gym it's the vending machine!

   would give her right arm to be ambidextrous

   ROTFLMAOASTC

   taking the "What color are you?" quiz and the result is: Who gives a Toss!!!!

   has learned a lot from dogs: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down (I've really only applied the last to my life, however)

   says, "If you want something in life, you have to work hard for it... Now shut up! They're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!"

   just plain lucky *

   picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

   was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi =(

   on the limits of not going so well

   trying to convince the parents she is a responsible adult. So far it isn't an easy ride.

   will be giving a live performance today...shower curtain goes up at 5 exactly so be there.