ritchie_bonk Funny Status Messages

   thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

   taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!

   wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit

   Sometimes I wake up grumpy… other times I do the easier thing and let her sleep.

   some say the glass is half empty, some say it's half full... I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

   used to be a schizophrenic but now we're ok.

   I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!

   ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi

   thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want

   laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and thinking- where the F%$K is my ceiling?

   silence is golden but duct tape is silver

   Loading ████████████ 99%

   hates people that take drugs... customs for example

   found the pot at the end of the rainbow. To bad the leprechaun already smoked it!

   a secret agent...oh crap.

   would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

   Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"

   had a really hot curry last nite, and is now suffering with ring of fire syndrome.

   chasing fat people with a salad.

   on safari lookin at lions. I was on firefox lookin at porn.