anonymous Funny Status Messages

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

   like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off

   Doing Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

   looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)

   the walrus

   clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.

   your perfect drug

   If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

   letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

   naked and playing twister with the cat .

   the girl next door...if you live next door to a whore house...

   pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack

   thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.

   laying in the road dressed as a deer

   "sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"

   legally dead for tax purposes

   just not that into you.

   fed up of talking about himself in the 3rd person. Stupid (name)!

   "the kid next door's, imaginary friend"