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   Everything happens for a reason & sometimes it's better for us not to know that reason.

   Heart breaks are like a broken mirror, you can still put the pieces together, but the cracks will still remain. 

   What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck.

   There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!

   Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.

   Take the chance, live out your dreams, make life better than it seems.

   People shouldn't be judged by who they date, what skin color they are, and etc..If they are happy together, then let them live their lives..

   "Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations".

   there's always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke...

   try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.

   People who say "If I disappeared, no one would notice" are wrong. Anyone who actually saw you vanish would be pretty freaked out.

   If you can't get them off your mind...then maybe they're supposed to be there.

   Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.

   What goes around comes around. That's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.

   This girl in the street yelled to me "OMG!! Your so hot! I want you!!" Its true. You can ask Brad Pitt he was right behind me.

   Pretty words aren't always true & true words aren't always pretty.

   The fact is, whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.

   Don't wast your time being the one who is always there desperately waiting and being just an option.

   "I wasn't drunk!!" "Dude, you were in my pool trying to find Nemo" ·

   The best medicine in the world is a mother's hug