Rashad Hammoud Funny Status Messages

   Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can't live without each other.

   If a genie were to give me 3 wishes... goodbye Kardashians!

   My girlfriend says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?

   Woke up with a smile after noticing I have as many NBA rings as LeBron.

   Got this great new calorie counting app. Each day I go for a new high score.

   I wonder if all hot girls go through life believing that everyone is being genuinely nice to them all the time.

   I've been told I have a face for Photoshop.

   The BIG difference between men and women is that women will complain if they switched genders while men will appreciate the opportunity!