HAHA Funny Status Messages

   It takes raw talent to make sushi.

   " I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb."

   Did you know that 6 out of the 7 dwarves were not happy?

   The police department should replace their sirens with the national athem.

   If you fart and it doesn't stink, should you be concern?

   What are children born in a brothel called? Brothel sprouts.

   It's funny, when my wife gives me the silent treatment. She actually thinks it's a punishment.

   My bucket list..... 1. Bucket 2. Ice 3. 6pk beer.

   After Monday and Tuesday, even the caledar says WTF.

   There are 3 unwritten rules fop a good life. #1.........................#2........................ #3.........................

   My sandal invention for people with one leg turn out to be a flop.

   The I before E except after C rule has been disproven by science.

   When my mother in-law said she wants to be creamated. I immediatley made her an appointment for next week.

   There's nothing to FEAR, but the book FEAR itself

   There's an easy way to convert your sofa into a sofabed...... Forget the wife's birthday.

   The only good thing about inflation. It allows you to live in a more expensive neighborhood without having to move.

   Place an order with an energy saving catalogue co. for an economy efficient hair dryer. What I received was a bath towel.

   How can you fill up a room with people without putting a single person in it? .......

   What do you call a ghost bee? ...... A boo bee.

   Whenever I played the piano when I was a kid, my dog would howl. Eventually getting fed up with the dog's howling. My dad said for goodness sakes, can you play something the dog does't know.