Dragon-King Funny Status Messages

   thinks the hackers should've tried a little harder when trying to remove Twitter from this universe

   going to help support the Greek Debt Crisis by eating more Greek Dressing . . . .and Bakliva

   "Now if I could just figure out something to do with my hands, I'd be set!" - Every white guy while dancing, ever.

   I slap my own ass when having sex cause I'm that kinky. . . And alone.

   showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.

   If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.