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's keys are really good at hide and go seek,they are definitely winning.
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10-28-2009 08:37
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loves giving home made gifts... so which one of the kids you want?
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10-28-2009 08:38 by
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thinks nanotechnology is going to be huge.
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10-28-2009 08:39 by
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used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got her fired.
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10-28-2009 08:41 by
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thinks the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
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10-28-2009 08:42 by
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
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10-28-2009 08:43 by
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is trying out for "Home School Musical"
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10-28-2009 08:48
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~ Free Tibet! (with purchase of 2nd Tibet of equal or lesser value)
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10-28-2009 08:49
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was blinded by your beauty, so I am gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes...
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10-28-2009 08:50 by
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knows that God only created so many perfect heads. All the rest, he covered with hair.
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10-28-2009 08:51
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was uncool before uncool was cool.
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10-28-2009 08:55 by
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says if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
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10-28-2009 08:57
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is wondering if a man is standing in the middle of the forrest and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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10-28-2009 08:59
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wishes the Live Feed and News Feed would make up and get back together.
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10-28-2009 09:14
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Facebook = just giving people another way to air out dirty laundry online. 1,000,000 satisfied customers daily. : )
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10-28-2009 09:28 by
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can't find Sesame Street on his/her GPS, Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
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10-28-2009 14:27
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notices that ever since they invented Viagra; I never get called to 'stand=in' for John Holmes anymore....
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10-28-2009 15:50 by
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Woke up this morning, looked down and one of my toes was missing, There was a note stuck to my foot that said 'Gone To Market'
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10-28-2009 16:09 by
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really thinks Myspace is a female...So many mood swings and changes.
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10-29-2009 11:45 by
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watching "Up". Just so you know, his thing for the next two weeks or so will be suddently interrupting his sentences by shouting "Squirrel!" and staring off into the distance.
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10-29-2009 13:18 by
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