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   messageicon 's keys are really good at hide and go seek,they are definitely winning.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves giving home made gifts... so which one of the kids you want?
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:38 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks nanotechnology is going to be huge.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:39 by Geek Goddess Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got her fired.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:41 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:42 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:43 by Geek Goddess Comments (0)  


   messageicon is trying out for "Home School Musical"
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ~ Free Tibet! (with purchase of 2nd Tibet of equal or lesser value)
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was blinded by your beauty, so I am gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes...
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:50 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows that God only created so many perfect heads. All the rest, he covered with hair.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was uncool before uncool was cool.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:55 by Geek Goddess Comments (0)  


   messageicon says if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon is wondering if a man is standing in the middle of the forrest and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes the Live Feed and News Feed would make up and get back together.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 09:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook = just giving people another way to air out dirty laundry online. 1,000,000 satisfied customers daily. : )
←Rate | 10-28-2009 09:28 by BWT2.0Racer Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't find Sesame Street on his/her GPS, Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
←Rate | 10-28-2009 14:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon notices that ever since they invented Viagra; I never get called to 'stand=in' for John Holmes anymore....
←Rate | 10-28-2009 15:50 by Peebs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woke up this morning, looked down and one of my toes was missing, There was a note stuck to my foot that said 'Gone To Market'
←Rate | 10-28-2009 16:09 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon really thinks Myspace is a female...So many mood swings and changes.
←Rate | 10-29-2009 11:45 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching "Up". Just so you know, his thing for the next two weeks or so will be suddently interrupting his sentences by shouting "Squirrel!" and staring off into the distance.
←Rate | 10-29-2009 13:18 by VinylDutch Comments (0)  



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