anonymous Funny Status Messages

   not the same in person.

   the weapon of choice.

   a PC

   finding the cure for hunger.

   works hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

   sells seashells by the seashore

   "sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't "

   so great Tony the tigers jealous

   bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!

   stimulating his package.

   planning to fill in this blank.

   "used to care, but now I take a pill for that!! "

   in your refrigerator.

   promoting global warming.

   not scared of heights.... just widths!!!!

   turning on Airplane mode on his iPhone but can't figure out why it still won't fly!

   your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's friend's second cousin's former roommate on your mothers side.

   out of beta, and is releasing on time

   once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

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