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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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09-22-2009 14:12 | Tags: Filtered
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
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09-22-2009 14:38 by
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more bored than a prostitute in post-guliani New York.
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09-22-2009 17:46 by
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To steal ideas from one person would be called plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called "research".
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09-22-2009 18:11 by
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dated a retarded girl once... we broke up because we argued about everything... I said "tomato" and she said "BOWLING SHOES!!!"
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09-22-2009 19:54 by
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just not the same since the house fell on my sister
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Deleting my browser history almost makes me feel like I never cyberstalked you in the first place
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09-23-2009 00:29 by
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repairing a huge hole in my living room wall, Damn You, Kool-Aid man...
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09-23-2009 02:08 by
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just realized while reading the newspaper, that in cartoons the person on the right is never allowed to speak first...
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09-23-2009 02:14 by
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Teaching his dog how to be a ninja!
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TIVOing The Weather Channel
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09-23-2009 08:52 by
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its national hug a retard day!...now dont freak out like you did last year...im not trying to steal your helmet!!!
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09-23-2009 10:48 by
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consulting the "magic 8-ball" for al decisions today!
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09-23-2009 11:02 by
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more frustrated than a crackhead with no lighter!
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09-23-2009 11:15 by
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happier than a tornado in a trailer park!
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09-23-2009 12:40 by
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n't surprised that our economy has troubles when we deal with something called Hog Futures. Hogs have no future. Bacon is not a career.
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09-23-2009 13:54 by
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so manly not even his sentences have periods
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If Kanye can steal the mic...can Taylor really be called Swift?
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09-23-2009 15:51 by
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Good News: Ted Kennedy is 3 weeks sober!
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09-23-2009 16:06 by
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freedom of speech is a figure of speech
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