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   messageicon Atheism is a non-prophet organization
←Rate | 09-22-2009 14:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
←Rate | 09-22-2009 14:38 by Brades | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon more bored than a prostitute in post-guliani New York.
←Rate | 09-22-2009 17:46 by Travis | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon To steal ideas from one person would be called plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called "research".
←Rate | 09-22-2009 18:11 by nini | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon dated a retarded girl once... we broke up because we argued about everything... I said "tomato" and she said "BOWLING SHOES!!!"
←Rate | 09-22-2009 19:54 by Patrick | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just not the same since the house fell on my sister
←Rate | 09-22-2009 20:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deleting my browser history almost makes me feel like I never cyberstalked you in the first place
←Rate | 09-23-2009 00:29 by Piney Comments (0)  


   messageicon repairing a huge hole in my living room wall, Damn You, Kool-Aid man...
←Rate | 09-23-2009 02:08 by Hunter Comments (0)  


   messageicon just realized while reading the newspaper, that in cartoons the person on the right is never allowed to speak first...
←Rate | 09-23-2009 02:14 by Hunter | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teaching his dog how to be a ninja!
←Rate | 09-23-2009 06:10 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon TIVOing The Weather Channel
←Rate | 09-23-2009 08:52 by phil.p | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon its national hug a retard day!...now dont freak out like you did last year...im not trying to steal your helmet!!!
←Rate | 09-23-2009 10:48 by TK | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon consulting the "magic 8-ball" for al decisions today!
←Rate | 09-23-2009 11:02 by TK Comments (0)  


   messageicon more frustrated than a crackhead with no lighter!
←Rate | 09-23-2009 11:15 by TK | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon happier than a tornado in a trailer park!
←Rate | 09-23-2009 12:40 by TK | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't surprised that our economy has troubles when we deal with something called Hog Futures. Hogs have no future. Bacon is not a career.
←Rate | 09-23-2009 13:54 by RON | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon so manly not even his sentences have periods
←Rate | 09-23-2009 14:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Kanye can steal the mic...can Taylor really be called Swift?
←Rate | 09-23-2009 15:51 by Randizzle | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good News: Ted Kennedy is 3 weeks sober!
←Rate | 09-23-2009 16:06 by 5124x0r | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon freedom of speech is a figure of speech
←Rate | 09-23-2009 16:59 by Ashden Ras | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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