Funny Status Messages

   aparently there is a difference between funny and clever and I dont know the difference-so I am told.

   facebook

   " Anyone like breakfast in Bed?? Sleep in the kitchen..!! "

   also known as H1N1

   thinks Kayne West truly is a gay fish.

   a new idea for Anyone that likes breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the kitchen..!!

   Hey Prince of discord, Find your own Crap.!! that was old joke.

   Traffic is moving pretty fast today, so I've decided to stop in the center lane open the hood and bring things back to normal. YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

   and from that day forward, where ever I went I was running.

   I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die

   The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

   There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to fall after leaning your chair back a little too far.

   thinking who every said that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush has been putting their bird in the wrong bushes.

   why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?

   the people sitting around me should all be wearing helmets

   just bought myself some ESTRADA sunglasses

   thinking about making some extra cash by selling some of his Facebook friends on eBay! Starting with the ones who have requested friendship but have not really delivered! I'm not expecting much for them, a few Pesos here a few Rupees there... Money's mone

   "SANE peoples are always INSANE for others."

   just won the Australian lottery! I'll be a millionaire just as soon as I pay this $795 processing fee... Suckahs!!!

   just recieved an e-mail saying I inheirited $122,000, but first I need to wire them $1,000 to prove my identity and account numbers.....hmmm.....haha