Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   I'm still waiting on the movie 'Twilight: Lights Out' starring Blade to come out.

   A drunk man speaks what a sober man thinks.

   It so crazy to see how many people are shocked by honesty, and how few by deceit.

   It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it....That's Hollywood

   Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.....and who said statistics don't have a beginning, middle, and end.

   Be an OPTIMIST Prime and not a NEGAtron.

   FACT: Every woman got a girlfriend that they don't trust around their man.

   You can tell the size of a person by the size of the problems that gets them down. Be bigger than your problems.

   The Avengers have Assembled.......and The Dark Knight will Rise.

   If the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

   The word LISTEN contains the same letters as the word SILENT........

   WARNING: Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of 'beauty'

   Can't wait until nothing happens on 12/21/2012.

   It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

   Do people believe in birth control these days?

   Dear Women of Online Dating Sites: You're unique and down to Earth.....just like everybody else.

   Some people think their religion and political views are “correct” and everyone else to them must be wrong. Some people seem to think their view of what work and life should be (or can be) is the right one…and everyone else is a dumb-dumb.

   Just got my hearing test results back. Turns out I am deaf to a range in which women complain.

   I'm going to create man & women with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from a sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!!

   If you hang around four broke people, I guarantee you will be the fifth.