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not the man who he used to be
really hopes tomorrow night is not the night when he finally is profiled on "America's Most Wanted."
a headache because he decided to have a glass of Orange Juice; the bottle said "concentrate," and now he believes the damn OJ actually did it. At least the Simpsons are on.
tried marking HIS territory by throwing flip-flops over the power lines in front of his turf...but then realized flip flops don't have shoe strings to get caught after 11 throws. Unfortunately, he has no shoe strings to tie them together since ...he was w
as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!
cooler than the other side of the pillow
wonders when Ben and Jerry's is going to do the fair thing and follow up "Hubby Hubby" with "Lickity Splitz" ?
Who needs a toaster when you have an iron?
A dream... but he's gonna stay smart and not make a big deal out of it
a pocket full of sunshine
No one should die because they drank too much beer, and no one should go broke because they bought too much beer. If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day.
"if you are one of those that can understand him you're one of the few........the proud.....tha marines.....
glad there isn't a "Go to hell! Go directly to hell! Do NOT pass go! Do NOT get $200!" card!
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09-04-2009 14:23 by EJH587 hehe. can u guess who i am jordan????
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thinks that Snoop Dogg's favorite type of weather is drizzle
thinks that no one should die because of zombies if they cannot afford a shotgun, or even just a machete, and no one should be turned into a vampire if they get bit by one--or a werewolf for that matter. If you agree, post this as your status for the rest
santa's overated.
not lazy, he's just phsycially conservative.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back."
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night. She stood him up... And he immediately fell on the floor.
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