Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Banking institutions are more dangerous than standing armies.

   Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house

   6.9 billion people, 6.9 billion different opinions about life, the world, and God.

   Youtube isn't just popular because of the videos, its popular because of the attractive video TITLES.

   Dear FCC, We already know whats being shown and said behind those blurs and black rectangles. Sincerely Everybody

   My girlfriend said she needed some time alone to herself, so I set her up a Myspace account.

   Yes Google/Gmail, I know already! Enough with the reduced privacy policy reminders. You want to make it easier for the government to track us. Yeah yeah I get it!!

   We would have a lot more time if we didn't have "Loading" time.

   If a Chinese student knows more English than you do in terms of punctuation and grammar....you're screwed.

   You can keep your love, your trust is what attracts me.

   Teeth are always in style!

   Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine.

   Words don't have the power to hurt you...unless.. the person saying them means a lot to you.

   Did Obama really sign a bill in secret making free speech illegal during protests???? So the first amendment is almost gone. Liberty is truly dying by the months.

   If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood.

   Julian Assange(Wikileaks) gives private info. on corporations to you for free and he's the villain. Mark Zuckerberg gives your private info. to corporations for money and he's Man of The Year.

   I'm the kind of person who drinks hot chocolate and cappuccino in 90-degree weather and eats ice cream and drink ice slushies in 10-degree weather.

   "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself"

   *Stop the CISPA bill progression*. It allows the government and private companies to spy in on YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION on any site as a means of “cybersecurity"......(Bulls**t)

   SOPA and PIPA tried to attack your 1st amendment. CISPA will attack your 4th amendment....if you let "them" of course